for the longest time I’ve subscribed to the headcanon that Tintin can’t cook for shit, but I honestly don’t know what would be more hilarious:

  • he simply burns everything he makes to a charred crisp bc he’s impatient af around a stove/oven and turns the knob to Max Heat every time
  • whatever he makes looks perfectly normal and edible but tastes atrocious bc he keeps putting in weird-ass “experimental” ingredients that he picked up from his trips abroad